Tuesday, October 10, 2006


R.E: Gordon Brown's Speech on "10th October 2006"

Well well Mr Brown, You are one for long speeches, anyway you got me hooked, you have great chances of becoming "big", anyway just two points which I didn't understand.

What did you mean by anti-americanism? Should we not keep Britain, British? isn't it ok for people to not like the American way, even though it is larger cooler and fascinating, wouldn't you rather have our own way?

Second point is irrelevent but I found it funny, I even emailed it into news@sky.com , during Mr Browns speech he mentioned the crack down on terrorism, he also mentioned the sezuire of people's hard drives, heres what he said:

"we have sezied 6,000 Jigabytes of data from these people."

I'm sorry but I may only be 18 but, Mr Brown, what is a jigabyte? having been working with computers since I was 10, (me now being 18) I never once came across the word Jigabyte.

Oh wait i did, it was when i was talking to one of my friends in secondary school, I used to make jokes about computers and used to link them with popular things heres where it was.

ME: What do you get if you cross Rapper Jay-Z and a computers hard drive?
Friend: I don't know what do you " "?
ME: A Jigabyte


I know lame joke right, but i was only 13 then, oh and if you don't get it i'll explain:
What Gordon should have said: "Gigabyte" i.e "1024 Megabytes= 1GB".
Jay-Z's Nickname: "jigga man".

anyway so for Mr Brown, Can I right your speeches next time? please, I won't tell anyone it was a college students work, please.....

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